Stop texting, Casey Jones!
More creamy text message goodness to hold you over.
Matt: Dude, how about there was a head-on collision between two freight trains that killed 25 people because the one train operator was texting on his cell phone and didn’t notice that he was supposed to switch tracks.
T.J.: Yeah, I read that yesterday. That’s fucking crazy, man.
M: It’s fucking ridiculous. Soon, another plane is gonna crash into another building, but it won’t be terrorists. It’ll be because the pilot was texting.
T: Darwinism at it’s finest.
M: Except for all the people on the plane. They had no say in it.
T: True. That would suck.
M: How pissed would you be if you died in a train crash and when you got to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells you that you died because the nerd driving your train was too busy writing text messages to his buddy?
T: Pretty pissed I suppose.
M:Some doctor’s gonna accidentally remove someone’s entire brain because he was playing Tetris on his phone while he was doing surgery.
T: I’m waiting for the next bat shit crazy maniac to use some social networking fad. That way we can blame that shit.
T: Like, some dude gets on Twitter and is like “OMG guys im gonna shoot up the school! ROFL!”. Then proceeds to go on a murderous rampage, eventually taking his own life. That way we can blame the Internet for crazy people.
M: We already blame the Internet for crazy people.
T:Yeah, I guess you’re right.
M: Or at least I do.
Fantastic!
