Maintain the delicate balance
More texting hilarity. Enjoy!
TJ: Why does karaoke exist?
Matt: For drunk people. In case they’re too drunk to think of anything else they can do to embarrass themselves.
T: It makes me want to murder people.
M: Then do it!
T: I’m getting close.
M: It’s the only way you’ll get the voices to stop.
T: I think the real agenda behind karaoke is to see how long the bar can maintain the delicate balance of people drunk enough to sing in front strangers and those drunk enough to contemplate homicide.
T: It’s group Russian roulette.
M: That could very well be the case.
T: I think I’m on to something man.
