Praise be to Mario

I want to join this kid’s church.
 

NASA Style Technology

Maybe it’s the booze talking but I swear I pooped a little I laughed so hard at this.

Nice!
Look, I know Matt just typed a long and brilliant post and I’m sure you think this is just a cop out. But you’re wrong. Dead wrong.

This is Science.

Alright. So, I’m pretty sure most of you out there have jobs, coincidentally, so do I. For those of you who may not know, I work in a one hour photo lab developing peoples’ pictures….for the past five and a half years. So, I’m just gonna go ahead and come right out and say it [...]

Dude, check it out… we’re famous now

So yeah, I’m a nerd. I’m lame. I was looking through the various “bumper stickers” on facebook. I was on seriously the nineteenth page when I saw this one. And I just had to put it up on here. Check it out:
 
 
It’s gettin around…
 
(Also, I looked closer at the picture and realized I was actually [...]

I Drank Dog Urine.

I know I’m not doing anyone any favors putting this on my zero traffic blog, but seriously, watch this and tell me this doesn’t look amazing. Look me in the eyes and tell me! Because you can’t. Because it’s fucking hilarious. Observe.

I really hope this gets picked up and I get [...]

Maintain the delicate balance

More texting hilarity. Enjoy!
TJ: Why does karaoke exist?
Matt: For drunk people. In case they’re too drunk to think of anything else they can do to embarrass themselves.
T: It makes me want to murder people.
M: Then do it!
T: I’m getting close.
M: It’s the only way you’ll get the voices to stop.
T: I think the real agenda [...]

Stop texting, Casey Jones!

More creamy text message goodness to hold you over.
Matt: Dude, how about there was a head-on collision between two freight trains that killed 25 people because the one train operator was texting on his cell phone and didn’t notice that he was supposed to switch tracks.
T.J.: Yeah, I read that yesterday. That’s fucking crazy, man.
M: [...]

Very good, Louis. Short, but pointless.

So, a little back story.  The whole idea for me and  my brother to do a podcast came out of the random and funny text message exchanges we would have. So funny and random were these texts, I felt like I should share them with the interweb. But then I remembered that I’m lazy and [...]

Scrapin’ on my Scraper Bike

I was listening to NPR today, and they were talking about one of the new crazes among teenagers in California. They’re called “Scraper Bikes”, they were invented by some kid when he was 17 because he couldn’t afford a car, so he decided to trick out his bike. The trend spread through his neighborhood like [...]

Do You Know This Man?

So I was out and about today, nowhere in particular- a Mobil gas station in P.G. County Maryland if you’re actually wondering where exactly I was- with two of my friends, refueling our automobile with some good ol’ petrol, and as we were sitting there waiting for the pump to stop, someone who I had [...]