Maintain the delicate balance

More texting hilarity. Enjoy!
TJ: Why does karaoke exist?
Matt: For drunk people. In case they’re too drunk to think of anything else they can do to embarrass themselves.
T: It makes me want to murder people.
M: Then do it!
T: I’m getting close.
M: It’s the only way you’ll get the voices to stop.
T: I think the real agenda [...]

Stop texting, Casey Jones!

More creamy text message goodness to hold you over.
Matt: Dude, how about there was a head-on collision between two freight trains that killed 25 people because the one train operator was texting on his cell phone and didn’t notice that he was supposed to switch tracks.
T.J.: Yeah, I read that yesterday. That’s fucking crazy, man.
M: [...]

Very good, Louis. Short, but pointless.

So, a little back story.  The whole idea for me and  my brother to do a podcast came out of the random and funny text message exchanges we would have. So funny and random were these texts, I felt like I should share them with the interweb. But then I remembered that I’m lazy and [...]