NASA Style Technology

Maybe it’s the booze talking but I swear I pooped a little I laughed so hard at this.

Nice!
Look, I know Matt just typed a long and brilliant post and I’m sure you think this is just a cop out. But you’re wrong. Dead wrong.

I Drank Dog Urine.

I know I’m not doing anyone any favors putting this on my zero traffic blog, but seriously, watch this and tell me this doesn’t look amazing. Look me in the eyes and tell me! Because you can’t. Because it’s fucking hilarious. Observe.

I really hope this gets picked up and I get [...]

Was it the symptom, or was it the sickness?

So, if you’ve talked to me for more than 30 seconds, you probably know that my favorite band is Darkest Hour. Well, today I learned some pretty shocking news. Long time guitarist Kris Norris has left DH. No real word on why or whether the split was amicable, etc. I can only find mixed signals [...]

Scrapin’ on my Scraper Bike

I was listening to NPR today, and they were talking about one of the new crazes among teenagers in California. They’re called “Scraper Bikes”, they were invented by some kid when he was 17 because he couldn’t afford a car, so he decided to trick out his bike. The trend spread through his neighborhood like [...]

GUTEN TAG!!!

I can’t stop watching this shit.

He busts in like the goddamn Kool Aid Man. And everybody is SUPER amped. For no appearent reason. And way too early in the morning. And then, when it’s all over, it’s really a PSA. It works on so many levels.